Score: 9

"Its great."

submission: Zelda Hero Returns 1

date: March 19, 2009

One question: why did Emo music sound like good fight music?

Score: 7

"Hmmmm..."

submission: Hex Empire

date: March 13, 2009

Lets see, what's wrong with this one? Moral is the only thing that realy matters in battle, which is completely unrealistic. In battle, it is stratagy that matters most, not how happy the soldiers are. Observe: The forces of Japan were not very happy with what they were doing yet they held of America for a rather long time if you think about it. Normal was easy, yet easy was ridiculous. Here is a suggestion on Moral: make it for your country. Note how in WW2, Italy had a total moral collapse and they kicked Benito out. Adolf had to bail Beny out with counterfit euroes! So how is that for a use for moral? And here is what is RIGHT about this game: it is addicting, the maps were overall intriging, the graphics were good, and finaly, we atually get to pick our nations. Overall a good game, ould use some work, but still a good game.

Score: 10

"So, uh, why do people compare this to Madness?"

submission: Thing-Thing 3

date: March 13, 2009

A: The Quality is much better (no offence Krinkles) B: There actualy is a plot. C: MOAR GUNS! D: Madness Interactive is itself based on earlier gun-and-run games. E: WHO THE FRAG CARES?!! GOOD GAMES ARE GOOD GAMES!!! Ahem. Anyway, 10\10, 5\5. Great quality, great gameplay, and a creative story. Good job on Thing-Thing.

Score: 10

"Because the Bible is Plot-Holed as hell."

submission: Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

date: March 12, 2009

Good quality, good sound, and good comentary on the Hypocrisy of the bible (kind and loving god my foot! ignoring the holocaust!) You, my friend, have earned a tank award.

Score: 10

"And heres why RS sucks:"

submission: Runesuck

date: March 12, 2009

Crappy quality, sucky gameplay, half the stats are members only, if you try to get half-assed quality, they use spyware on you, the PVP kills you, the grinding required to Level Up a skill is ridiculous, and the weapons all suck. So good job on the parody. Sound was a bit annoying, though.

Score: 6

"My ears! They burn like fire!"

submission: Saturday Morning Watchmen

date: March 10, 2009

Based on the movie (and the comc) you would doubt the very possibility of such things as a watchman kids show. Good quality, though was this a blessing or a curse when it omes to audio? I vote curse, as my ears are bleeding.

Score: 6

"Eh."

submission: Death vs. Monstars

date: March 10, 2009

The controls were really anoying. I couldn't shoot the enemys unless i was right up against them.

Score: 10

"Great game!"

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 3

date: March 7, 2009

The quality is great, the selection of weapons is great, and the achievement system iis fun. The wall blood is great, though if you find your self a lttle area to call your own (you know, to rest and reload.) it can get a little meaty. Also: I found a glitch: if you get shot while starting to execute an enemy your hand will switch colors and gloves, and it turns your led pipe into a handgun, and if it kills you you can't switch outfits. On the upside you can fix it if you shift to a gun and then to the lead pipe.

Score: 10

"Great start."

submission: Killego

date: March 5, 2009

One of the better first person shooters. I'll have to keep an eye on your future flashes.

Score: 10

"I still believe that Sally was created by Furries!"

submission: Sonic Shorts: Volume 4

date: March 3, 2009

Haha, hilarious. So here is the score: Shadow: 5. Sonic: 2 Knuckles: 42. Amy: 0. Rouge: 2. And last but not least: Mephiles: infinite, as he is a plans-ahead-for-every-possiblity type of villan. ALL victories in Video games benefit his plans.